Van window falls apart

 Subject: Re: Van Window Just Falls Apart 
From: Opus the Penguin 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams

Dana Carpender wrote:
>
> Uh, except that both my husband and I are currently driving vehicles 
> with cracked windshields that haven't collapsed.
>
THEN STOP POSTING TO USENET AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!!